1. Contact all the divorcee’s you know, single lady friends, the recently dumped and all the lesbians you can find. Proceed to invite them to your celebratory “Just Divorced” bash.  

2. Now go online to www.rubyfox.com and purchase (with your new found wealth through alimony) your customized “Just Divorced” underwear. Choose one of our fabulous designs, either the personalized hot short or to a sexy satin trim thong. Have fun deciding which hot color and what you want your underwear to say, literally! Do not stop here. Think of your fellow divorcees and buy them a little “Just Divorced” gift also.  

3. For a feel good factor instruct all guests that they must bring one gift to swap, so as every woman gets something sweet. It’s all about the ladies this evening. And being so impressed as you are with the Ruby Fox underwear collection, you decide to purchase a pair of customized yoga pants because you know how all of your lady friends are into that trend. It’ll be fabulous.  

4. Your “Just Divorced” bash is the kickoff to your new beginning. So there has to be some kind of cleansing ceremony. Invite your guests to bring along all the unattractive underwear they own. Clear all drawers of those hideous undergarments. It’s nothing but sexy lingerie now. Pick a point in your party to have all guests take a scissors and destroy those pieces (this would be an ideal time for you to distribute your “Just Divorced” lingerie gifts)  

5. Make a pact with all your vixens to be a slave to sexiness. And with all that alimony, you can afford to be good to yourself.

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Personalized "Just Divorced" Hot Short

Personalized "Just Divorced" Satin Trim Thong